As promised, I have got to my sex toy blog. I have picked out 10 (plus a bonus) sex toys that I believe to be either the best, the most useful, or the most interesting/fun. Sex toys are great for self pleasure, but can be even more fun to use with your partner occasionally just to give your sex life that extra buzz (excuse the pun). So, here we go:
1. Rampant Rabbit
This vibrator is great for first timers. It’s easy to use and doesn’t come with any strange surprises. It has a long shaft for penetration which contains rotating balls for G-spot stimulation and then a bunny attachment for the clitoris. There is always a large choice of rampant rabbits all with different functions and different colours. For example, some have a thrusting motion, some have rotating tops and some wiggle about. Most of them are waterproof as well. They always come with different (usually 3) levels of vibration and you can control it yourselves. These are usually priced between £25-45.
2. Rock Chick
This Rock Chick is used for double pleasure as it stimulates your clitoris and G-spot at the same time. Unlike the Rampant Rabbit, it is hands free which means you can use your hands for even more pleasure around the body. Again, they come in a range of colours and occasionally differ in shape to fit different body contours. Now, they are produced using an environmentally friendly material, which is a bonus! They sell for around £30-£40 a toy.
3. We-Vibe II Clitoral and G-Spot Vibrator
This toy is very much like the Rock Chick but with an extraordinary extra feature. The thin joining design means that it can be used alone AND during penetrative sex. It has 9 vibrating speeds and, fo course, comes in a wide range of metallic colours. It even comes with a charger instead of batteries! It won the 2010 Sex Toy of the Year for Couples and is well worth a buy if you’re looking for something to use with your partner. It is priced between £50 and £70.
4. Travel Rabbit
Ever been stuck in a traffic jam when your incredibly horny? Well now here’s the answer…The Travel Rabbit! Plug it into your car’s cigarette lighter and feel those vibrations to your G-Spot! Make sure you don’t scream too loud though, the guy in the car next to you might get a shock. Priced at around £15.
5. Incognito Discreet Lipstick Vibrator
This bullet vibrator is great for every day use. Just pop it in your handbag and no one will ever know the difference between this kinky sex toy or your lipstick. It turns on with just the twist of the tube and can be used discretely when you are out and about. Especially good for long, stressful days at work. Priced at around £10.
6. Party In My Pants Clit Stim
This is my favourite sex toy, and the one I would be most likely to buy myself. It can be charged by USB and is remote-controlled. It slips into your knickers and stays in place because of its clever design. The separate remote can then be put into your handbag and you can carry on with your day as usual. Whenever you fancy a little vibration, you can get out the control and turn it on. It has three intensities and one pulsing mode and is very discrete under your clothes due to the slimline design. The remote works within a range of 30 feet and can work through walls, so give the remote to your partner for an extra surprise. It is priced at £40.
7. Pin Ups Nancy Glitter Bullet and Bombshell Orgasm Balm Gift Set
This gift set contains a small, glittery bullet vibrator, a battery for the vibrator and an orgasm balm. Apply the balm, infused with natural ingredients, to your clitoris to enhance your orgasm. Great for sharing with a partner and great for hiding discretely in your handbag. Priced at £16.99.
8. Sex Dolls
People see sex dolls as a bit of a joke and they think they are just like swimming pool inflatables, but now they come in a great range of designs and prices to suit everyone. They always feature a range of holes to fulfil everyone’s needs and now you can even buy them according to particular people’s faces or bodies. For example, Vanessa Real Love Doll here on the right that costs £149 or the Porky Paulina Blow-Up Doll which appears here on the left.
Paulina is the “fat slapper” and great for those guys that love a bit of meat to grab onto. She has 3 penetrating love holes, full ripe breasts and nipples. Paulina will cost you £16.99 and I hear she’s great fun. She is just an example of the types of dolls that are currently on the market.
One here for the girls
is Black Jack Doll who comes with a vibrating 11 inch detachable penis and two penetrating holes. He is incredibly life-like and will be sure to keep you company on those cold winter nights. He is priced at £34.99.
9. Heart-Shaped Breast Massagers
These breast massagers sit on you nipples and contain suction cups fitted with mini vibrators. Attach them to you nipples for constant boob action, leaving your partner’s hands free to use elsewhere. The nice heart shapes give you a great burlesque look and they are not as drastic as nipple clamps. They cost £28.95.
10. Lovehoney Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator
This is my most ridiculous choice and I have never seen anything like this before. This oral sex simulator has a wheel of ten tongues to drive you straight to orgasm. Use it with lube to make it feel even more realistic. It comes in a great box and has a lid to cover the tongues to make it more discrete in your knicker drawer. Great buy if you like to be different. It costs £39.99.
Bonus buy:
The HotDoll: Sex Toy for Dogs will look great in your house if you are a dog lover. It is great for teaching horny dogs not to hump on legs and cushions as they now have a life long partner. It can be easily cleaned with water and soap. It provides comfort and hygiene for your dog and it will not slip across the floor because of its extreme grip design. It is currently only sold in France for 149 euros and it comes in black and white. It is definitely the future of dog-loving homes.
I hope these descriptions help those who are trying to pick a toy for themselves or for others. Enjoy 😉
Pretty Girl x
Pretty Girl 