SeXmas Position of the Day

I thought I would give you all a seasonal sex position for you to try over Christmas time. Now that the holidays are nigh, most of you are going to have hours of free time between wrapping presents for your loved ones, so why not fill this time spending it in bed with your partner. So, I introduce you to….

The Christmas Cracker!

So as you can see, the male lies on his back then the woman climbs on by sitting on him. She can then lie back carefully, placing her head between his feet. This is a very gentle position as neither person can do much movement. The male should gently move his hips to pleasure the female. The best thing about this position, is the male gets to use his fingers on her clit which will drive her crazy and she gets light-headed from the blood rushing to her head. AND, its Christmassy :)

Merry SeXmas everybody!

Pretty Girl x

My top 10 sex toys

As promised, I have got to my sex toy blog. I have picked out 10 (plus a bonus) sex toys that I believe to be either the best, the most useful, or the most interesting/fun. Sex toys are great for self pleasure, but can be even more fun to use with your partner occasionally just to give your sex life that extra buzz (excuse the pun). So, here we go:

1. Rampant Rabbit

This vibrator is great for first timers. It’s easy to use and doesn’t come with any strange surprises. It has a long shaft for penetration which contains rotating balls for G-spot stimulation and then a bunny attachment for the clitoris. There is always a large choice of rampant rabbits all with different functions and different colours. For example, some have a thrusting motion, some have rotating tops and some wiggle about. Most of them are waterproof as well. They always come with different (usually 3) levels of vibration and you can control it yourselves. These are usually priced between £25-45.

2. Rock Chick

This Rock Chick is used for double pleasure as it stimulates your clitoris and G-spot at the same time. Unlike the Rampant Rabbit, it is hands free which means you can use your hands for even more pleasure around the body. Again, they come in a range of colours and occasionally differ in shape to fit different body contours. Now, they are produced using an environmentally friendly material, which is a bonus! They sell for around £30-£40 a toy.

3. We-Vibe II Clitoral and G-Spot Vibrator

This toy is very much like the Rock Chick but with an extraordinary extra feature. The thin joining design means that it can be used alone AND during penetrative sex. It has 9 vibrating speeds and, fo course, comes in a wide range of metallic colours. It even comes with a charger instead of batteries! It won the 2010 Sex Toy of the Year for Couples and is well worth a buy if you’re looking for something to use with your partner. It is priced between £50 and £70.

4. Travel Rabbit

Ever been stuck in a traffic jam when your incredibly horny? Well now here’s the answer…The Travel Rabbit! Plug it into your car’s cigarette lighter and feel those vibrations to your G-Spot! Make sure you don’t scream too loud though, the guy in the car next to you might get a shock. Priced at around £15.

5. Incognito Discreet Lipstick Vibrator

This bullet vibrator is great for every day use. Just pop it in your handbag and no one will ever know the difference between this kinky sex toy or your lipstick. It turns on with just the twist of the tube and can be used discretely when you are out and about. Especially good for long, stressful days at work. Priced at around £10.

6. Party In My Pants Clit Stim

This is my favourite sex toy, and the one I would be most likely to buy myself. It can be charged by USB and is remote-controlled. It slips into your knickers and stays in place because of its clever design. The separate remote can then be put into your handbag and you can carry on with your day as usual. Whenever you fancy a little vibration, you can get out the control and turn it on. It has three intensities and one pulsing mode and is very discrete under your clothes due to the slimline design. The remote works within a range of 30 feet and can work through walls, so give the remote to your partner for an extra surprise. It is priced at £40.

7. Pin Ups Nancy Glitter Bullet and Bombshell Orgasm Balm Gift Set

This gift set contains a small, glittery bullet vibrator, a battery for the vibrator and an orgasm balm. Apply the balm, infused with natural ingredients, to your clitoris to enhance your orgasm. Great for sharing with a partner and great for hiding discretely in your handbag. Priced at £16.99.

8. Sex Dolls

People see sex dolls as a bit of a joke and they think they are just like swimming pool inflatables, but now they come in a great range of designs and prices to suit everyone. They always feature a range of holes to fulfil everyone’s needs and now you can even buy them according to particular people’s faces or bodies. For example, Vanessa Real Love Doll here on the right that costs £149 or the Porky Paulina Blow-Up Doll which appears here on the left.

Paulina is the “fat slapper” and great for those guys that love a bit of meat to grab onto. She has 3 penetrating love holes, full ripe breasts and nipples. Paulina will cost you £16.99 and I hear she’s great fun. She is just an example of the types of dolls that are currently on the market.

One here for the girls is Black Jack Doll who comes with a vibrating 11 inch detachable penis and two penetrating holes. He is incredibly life-like and will be sure to keep you company on those cold winter nights. He is priced at £34.99.

9. Heart-Shaped Breast Massagers

These breast massagers sit on you nipples and contain suction cups fitted with mini vibrators. Attach them to you nipples for constant boob action, leaving your partner’s hands free to use elsewhere. The nice heart shapes give you a great burlesque look and they are not as drastic as nipple clamps. They cost £28.95.

10. Lovehoney Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator

This is my most ridiculous choice and I have never seen anything like this before. This oral sex simulator has a wheel of ten tongues to drive you straight to orgasm. Use it with lube to make it feel even more realistic. It comes in a great box and has a lid to cover the tongues to make it more discrete in your knicker drawer. Great buy if you like to be different. It costs £39.99.

Bonus buy:

The HotDoll: Sex Toy for Dogs will look great in your house if you are a dog lover. It is great for teaching horny dogs not to hump on legs and cushions as they now have a life long partner. It can be easily cleaned with water and soap. It provides comfort and hygiene for your dog and it will not slip across the floor because of its extreme grip design. It is currently only sold in France for 149 euros and it comes in black and white. It is definitely the future of dog-loving homes.

I hope these descriptions help those who are trying to pick a toy for themselves or for others. Enjoy ;)

Pretty Girl x

My top 10 sex positions

So I thought I would drop back into my sex blogs again for a little bit, and today, I thought I would give you MY top 10 sex positions!

1. Cowgirl:

Pretty standard position where the male just lies down on his back with the woman sat on top of him. She can then lean forwards with her hands either side of his shoulders for support so she can then hump etc, or she can lean back onto his legs (as shown in the picture), where he can then finger her at the same time.

Such a good position for taking control over your man. Pin down his arms or tie him up for extra controlling effect. My man loves my position, especially when I lower my boobs towards his face so he can like my nipples while I do all the movement. I love it!

2. Doggy:

The woman gets down on her hands and knees and the male is on his knees behind and enters her from behind. He can then rub her boobs or her clit while penetrating her.

This is a great position if the man likes to take control, and he gets a great view which will be sure to make him come. This is my man’s favourite position as he loves to watch my arse and do me really hard. It can be a shock for the girl the first time this is attempted as his penis will be very deep inside you and it can get quite rough so can hurt, but he will certainly love the screams if you can put up with the beating for a minute or two.

3. Scissors:

The man kneels with the woman lying on her back in front of him, then he spreads her legs and holds them open while he enters her.

This one has a bonus for the women because it will stretch out your leg muscles, meaning the more you do it, the more flexible you will become. The man can penetrate really deep on this one so it feels great, and he has a nice aerial view as well :)

4. Hopscotch:

The man kneels up while the woman puts her feet on his chest while he penetrates her.

This is probably my most favourite, as having your legs together makes you squeeze really tightly against his penis which makes it better for you and for him. Also, you have your hands free to wander all over his body. Tickle his balls for an extra thrill for him ;)

5. Norwegian Cross:

The woman lies on her back with one leg outstretched and one bent up at the knee. The man then sits over the outstretched leg and can hold up the woman’s bent leg while he thrusts into her.

Another good one as both of you have free hands to feel over each other. 

6. The Snail:

The woman lies on her back and the male is knelt in front of her. She then puts her legs over his shoulders and he leans forwards putting his weight onto his hands either side of her shoulders.

Another of my boyfriends favourites, for sure, and appears in my routine most times I have sex. It’s very stimulating for both people as he can penetrate very deeply. I love this as you are face to face so you can really enjoy the moment when looking at each other. Plus, you have that stretchy bonus again.

7. The Dolphin:

The woman lies on her back with the man knelt up in front of her. He then picks her up by her hips while she balances her weight onto her shoulders and head.

It’s hard to stay in this position for long but it’s very effective! Sometimes he can slip an arm under your bum to hold u up while he fingers you as well. I love this one as it feels great! Shame it’s so hard to keep up for long.

8. The Right Angle:

The woman lies on the edge of the bed or a table while the man stands on kneels on the floor to enter her. He can then rub her boobs or finger her at the same time easily.

Most like missionary I suppose as the man is above you and can be at any angle over you. Makes it even better if the girl crosses her legs round his body.

9. Reverse Cowgirl:

Just the same as cowgirl (seen above) but the woman faces the other direction.

This gives the male a great view of your arse, especially if you lean forwards onto his knees. This is great if you like to finger yourself at the same time, or tickle his balls.

10. Humpbacked Bridge:

The male starts off by lying on the floor and then pushes up to a ‘bridge’ position. The woman then straddles him and gently controls the movements.

I have never tried this before, but it had to be in my top 10 because if you can accomplish this, then you don’t need sex tips off of anyone! Remember, only try this is the male is strong with no back problems or anything. You don’t want to have to explain this one in A&E.

So I hope reading this has turned you on enough that you will be getting down and dirty tonight with your partner, and I hope its inspired you to maybe try something new. I picked these as there are all simple with maximal effect (apart from #10 maybe) :P so will satisfy you and your partner without having the awkwardness of rolling about to attempt to get into those usual strange positions.

Enjoy ;)

Pretty Girl x

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